Well, the one or two people that actually read this site probably received my email about the “Best of Rochester” a couple years ago. I noticed at Noodles the other day that they had been voted the Best New Restaurant, obviously I had to investigate. Luckily the Rochester Magazine (division of the Rochester Post-Bulletin) is a free site. The Roch P-B is not free (far from it, $60 a year just for online access!). Another rant for another day.
Anyhoo, I’ve got the list. I present some of my “favorite” picks. I swear I am not making any of these up. I don’t necessarily disagree with the picks, they may very well be the “Best of Rochester”. However:
A: It’s a sad commentary on the current state of restaurants in the supposed “best small city to live in”.
B: I just have to disagree on principal with picks such as Red Lobster as Best Seafood.
My snarky little comments are in italics.
Rochester Magazine Readers’ Choice:
Best of Restaurants
Best Appetizers: Applebee’s
Runner-up: TGI Friday’s
Two chains start off the list. Tons of originality there.
Best Bar: Brothers Bar & Grill
Here’s how the little description reads:
There’s no pool tables or jukebox and only five televisions,
Wow, sweet can I go?
and the bar is tucked into a nondescript strip mall and sandwiched between the Consignment Closet and Electrolux Vacuum Sales.
The atmosphere just oozes out of this place.
So it must be the friendly, know-your-name atmosphere that makes Brothers Rochester’s favorite bar.
Sounds like a great idea for a TV show…. oh wait…
And it continues on from there…
Coming this year: live music. Get out those dancing shoes.
Stop it! It’s too much! Live Music? I might go into meltdown.
Best Beer Selection: Whistle Binkies
This one I agree with… Whistle Binkies has been a great addition. Over 100 beers, pretty cheap prices. But I don’t drink beer… Next!
I’m not even going to comment on these next few…
Best Breakfast: Perkins
Best Buffet: Golden Corral Grill & Buffet
Best Coffee: Caribou (Runner Up: Starbucks)
Best Deli: Panera
Best Desserts: Bakers Square Restaurant & Pies
Best Health Food: Subway
Best Ice Cream: Dairy Queen
Make it stop!
Best Late Night Dining: Perkins
One of two places open past 10. The other? Denny’s
Best Restaurant For Kids: McDonald’s
Apparently the play-balls are washed once a week.
Best Soup: Panera
Best Steak: Outback
And my all time favorite…
Best Seafood:Red Lobster (Runner-up: Canadian Honker, not even close to a seafood restaurant)
Most absurd category: (The pick one chain restaurant we don’t have category)#xdThe One Restaurant Rochester Needs Immediately: Chili’s Grill & Bar
With Olive Garden out of the way, Rochesterites have a new restaurant in their sights! Order more baby back ribs!
The result that makes me think everyone that voted is slightly confused…
Best Indian Restaurant:India Garden (at the time of the writing, the only Indian restaurant in town) The runner up is: Cheng Mai Thailand Yep, not finding another Indian restaurant to vote for, we’ll just vote for a Thai restaurant… same side of the globe I guess…
Well, I’m afraid the madness will never end. At least Minneapolis is only an hour and fifteen minutes away…