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This has to be about the strangest things I’ve ever heard about. Apparently during the sausage race at Miller Park, as the sausages came around third, a Pirates player playfully clobbered the Italian Sausage in the head.

Or not quite in the head, but up on the sausage costume, she fell over, another sausage crashed, and chaos ensued. Scratches and bruises.

Full Story:

MILWAUKEE — In a bizarre scene during a popular costume race at Milwaukee Brewers games, Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon bopped a woman dressed as a huge Italian sausage with a bat and was arrested.